Первый день занятий. Блин, и уже назадавали на завтра два сочинения, одно тупее другого. В обсчем, надо написать письмо первокурснику. Рассказать бедному, начинающему студенту про университетскую жизнь. Я накатала кое-что. .
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Dear first year student,
I’m so glad you’ve entered this university. Now you’re a part of a great planet called University Life. Sure, you’ve already learned a lot, met wonderful teachers and made good friends. Your first “sessia” is behind and you enjoy your second semester here.
However, the most enjoyable things are still ahead! You’ll get more and more experienced in writing and using cribs. Why should you write little letters on small pieces of paper. Be creative - take the whole textbook with you. If it occasionally fells down, don’t be scared, just say it was your “zachetka”! Answer during every seminar, in this way you have a chance to get one question canceled on your exam. Nice, isn’t? Use any free minute for searching the library in State University. Make copies and notes. It will pay off when you’re on the third year. Inna Ivanovna will love you, that’s for sure!
You shouldn’t think students’ life is only studies. You can celebrate birthdays, New Years and other holidays together. It’s real fun. A good idea is to do something for your “equator” (after the fifth semester).
Well, now a few tips for you. Don’t believe if someone tells you that Inna Ivanovna is a monster in a teacher’s dress. It’s untrue. She's a charming lady, really! All you have to do to make her happy is to do everything she says, to read and learn by heart everything she asks to and be present all the time. Not so hard!
You’ll be lucky if your translation teacher is Zoya Konstantinovna. She’s a great specialist, second to none. But be careful, don’t lose any paper she gives you, bring copies back or you’ll get in troubles. Reread classic books and regularly read newspapers, it helps to develop style, a core thing in translation. Zoya Konstantinovna may seem a bit out of this world but she’s really a splendid teacher. You’ll like her lessons.
There are many other excellent teachers at our department. All of them know a lot and want you to take the knowledge. Don’t hesitate to ask questions, to express your own opinion and be active. There are various activities available for you. You can chose what you like more – sports, KVN, scientific conference, different contests. Remember, you won’t have as much free time as you have now.
Take a chance and get all the fun from this great planet called University Life.
Good luck,
fifth year student
Другое я не буду писать, там ваще какая-то непонятная фигня, я, блин, не писатель-юморист. Еще появился новый предмет – деловая корреспонденция, причем мы ее уже проходили, тока предмет по-другому назывался. Теперь мы учимся писать личные письма, маразм. Задали два письма, ну так я взяла то, что я американским друзьям писала, сойдет.
Я злая очень, этот дебильный предмет три раза в неделю. И вообще всю неделю с 8, бррр!